This brings me back memories of cartoons that I watched as a kid. Maybe, one can remember some Hanna Barbera sitcoms such as Top Cat and The Flintstones to name a few. Top Cat was always up to some idiotic schemes which usually backfire at the end of the episode. Fred and Barney in The Flintstones were also constantly trying to get rich quick. They may be funny but real life is stranger than fiction. Most of these get rich quick schemers to go for very absurd schemes. Others would go as far as to betray the trust of others for money. It's really not funny anymore when you've got yourself duped or friends involved in such stupidity.
I've observed (and also heard of) some get rich quick schemes or any stupid attempts to get rich quick done by people trying to get rich quick:
- Offering overpriced products and services (even with a business permit) without any justification for doing so. This is absurd because there are times when selling at a lower price may be more advantageous in the long run. For example, opening a rent-a-car business that's highly-priced yet offers no better products or services than the competitors. Some might even be selling counterfeit goods at a ridiculous price. Sometimes, you may want to avail of products and services that cost more if it's worth the money. However, you may want to avail of products and services of lower cost with good quality. You may also even think of ignoring the target market by offering a place to rent at a high cost even if the area was meant for the lower-income bracket. How's that for a half-brained business plan?
- Trying to run a gambling den in one form or another. I think about how some poor people try to get rich quick with the game of hantak. I heard about tampered coins where they fool their fellow poor into giving them money. It's because when people gamble--there's way more risk in it than in the stock market. Gambling only makes the sponsors rich while most of the people walk out broke.
- Investing one's hard-earned money in gambling activities such as lottery and the like. The lottery isn't a reliable source of income since it's gambling. No form of gambling ever is a reliable source of income. Gambling is all a game of chance where higher risks outweigh higher returns. Spend time playing mahjong and you're bound to be unable to pay for your basic needs.
- Joining game shows to get rich. This is really absurd since how many people ever even take the prize money from the game shows? I guess that's why some poor people got obsessed with Deal or No Deal back then.
- Cheating in the bidding. It became a common practice to cheat in the bidding of the prices of commodities. Make an artificial scarcity if need be in order to increase the prices. Make it look like the supply is down and the demand is up. Make a believable story. Burning down a warehouse if you have to. That's how some people artificially increase the prices.
- Making counterfeit documents such as fake thesis for lazy students. I heard of the lousy excuse that says that they can just have someone make the thesis for them. This can be easily caught by any professor because no one can defend a thesis they didn't make. That's what I learned in my MBA days and undergraduate days. Any good professor will demand that the students see them for consultation. This is a violation of intellectual property such as plagiarism. Others would involve making fake documents. These are very seriously heavy crimes that have helped criminals hide their tracks making one an accomplice.
- If making fake documents isn't enough--have a fake document made to get rich quick so you can enter the black markets nearly undetected. I heard of many times when fake IDs are made in order to get the money that's not meant to be in the bank. It's money meant to be stashed away somewhere and used in mostly unproductive activities.
- Offering promises too good to be true. I remembered a couple of texts that I got offered to pay me PHP 8,000.00 per day. Woah, that's too good to be true. They asked for my bank details. Obviously, they were trying to hack. One way to get rich quickly is to offer such plans to the gullible, they forward information, have a hacker with you, and agree to split the offer. Others that I've encountered are double your money in a very short amount of time with some freebies. In fact, I think one good way to get rich quickly is to make a bank that promises very high interest per year, declare bankruptcy, then run off with the money. Some are also financial institutions that claim to be fund managers but are just there for the money. It's like how I would pretend to invest your money in stocks and let them return to you 30x higher the next day. Maybe, I would invest it in stocks but I'd actually pocket it for my own selfish desires. Charles Ponzi got rich quick that fast by offering promises too good to be true. Ponzi eventually got retribution when his own schemes fell on his face leading to his rather untimely demise.
- Even worse, getting into the drug trade or any criminal activity. Some people get into crime because of poverty. Poverty is a very good breeding ground for crime especially if the poor people just waste their money. Others get into crime because of greed and wastefulness. I think one of the reasons why some people volunteer to be drug mules or drug carriers is because of the promise of getting rich quick. I think the drug dealers pay them a hefty fee for every thrilling escapade. Though, it's really a trap since I doubt it drug syndicates will ever care if anything happens to their drug mules since they can always find new ones. Others may also involve bank robbery or kidnapping for ransom because one gets rich quick robbing the bank. However, the problem after robbing a bank is how are you going to hide all that money you just got illegally?