Yes, the Philippines Can Self-Industrialize Because Filipinos Are the Most Powerful Race in the World (NO JOKE)


Yes, you got that right! This meme is a fact that Filipinos are the most powerful race in the world. That has been proven by the Trust Me Bro Factcheckers of the Philippines. It's the case of Filipino Exceptionalism. One can read on Facebook something like, "How many times do I have to tell you that the Philippines isn't Vietnam/Singapore/China/Taiwan/Japan, etc.?" Ever read that? If you haven't then you must be exceptionally stupid. That's why the Philippines should never learn from other countries, especially from Singapore.

Why are you always listening to foreigners? Why listen to the advice of a stinky Indian when you can have the advice of the best constitutionalist in the world, Atty. Hilario G. Davide Jr.? You say that nations of the world go to Kishore Mabhubani in Singapore instead. Forget them because the Philippines is so unique that it can do everything on its own. It was proven by the greatest president that the Philippines always had, namely Carlos P. Garcia. Garcia deserves a hero's burial at the Libingan Ng Mga Bayani. Under Garcia, the Philippines became the richest country in the world. Don't believe me and the writings of Alejandro Lichauco? It's verified by Trust Me Bro Factcheckers of the Philippines-- the most reliable factcheckers in the world. You can also go to the MARITES School of Economics and Intrigador Financials. Both institutions take their advice from the IBON Foundation.

Don't use China's Great Leap Forward as an excuse. That was China and the Philippines isn't China. Filipinos are so powerful that they can do everything on their own. If there's a reason why the Philippines is failing is because its participation in APEC and ASEAN. Take that away and the Philippines can truly self-industrialize. Don't believe me? Ask the Philippine Anti-Fascist League whose studies are proven to be 1000% accurate. The Philippines will become the envy of other nations when it self-industrializes.

We must exercise Pinoy Pride. We will start to do everything on our own. We can start to stay goodbye to Facebook to say hello to Mukhang Libro. We can say goodbye to Google to make way for Marites. We can prepare to do everything ourselves in the great national industry. Right now, through OFWS, Filipinos are conquering the world. Filipino companies will soon open left and right. Right now, Jollibee, a company that prospered through having no competition, is now conquering other nations. Pinoy Pride FTW!

GOTCHA! HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY!

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