Yes, you found that right. Did you know that the Filipino First Policy caused the Philippines to succeed and Carlos P. Garcia was the best president ever? Today, because of the Iranian War crisis, we need to talk about a new important discovery. What I realized is that the oil deregulation policy is bad. Do you want the oil prices to fall under control? Then read this new blog to find out.
A new audit was revealed in the world's greatest economic forum. The Trust Me Bro School of Economics invited the trustworthy IBON Foundation to speak at Intrigador Financials. I was so wrong not to notice the genius behind the likes of Makabayan Bloc. What have I done compared to the youths of Kabataan Partylist? I even discovered that the IBON Foundation is the most credible economic think tank. As I realized that Filipinos should only listen to Filipino economists, I have found that there are literally tons of studies from the famous Trust Me Bro School of Economics, that show why oil deregulation is bad.
Kabataan Partylist representates Raoul A. Manuel and Atty. Renee M. Co presented their new studies. They showed that oil deregulation is bad for the economy. Manuel is a summa cumlaude from the University of the Philippines. Credentials matter more than anything in the world of facts. Their study debunked the idea of supply and demand. As I listened to them, I realized that supply and demand is just a myth created by greedy capitalists. It was an enlightening discussion when I realized that supply and demand can be legislated.
The example of success is Venezuela itself. I discovered from the seminar that the late Hugo Chavez stabilized Venezuela. The seminar showed how it's American imperialist sanctions, not Venezuelan protectionist polices, that made their country poor. Stories of Venezuelans moving away from Venezuela aren't about because Venezuela is bad. No, Venezuela is one of the best countries on Earth. They're running away from the effects of the economic sanctions that America placed on them. One of the best things Venezuela had was when Chavez seized the oil. The result was that American intervention was that caused Venezuela to crash. If you don't believe me, why not read the findings from Makabayan Bloc? They are the most trustworthy political party in the Universe.
With this in mind, I thereby plead the Philippine national lawmakers to please remove the oil deregulation law. I have presented millions of evidence. The Philippines isn't suffering because of the Filipino First Policy. It's suffering becasue it continues to trade with other countries. We can do it by passing laws to put price caps on oil. Supply and demand is just a tool for greedy people to enrich themselves!
GOTHCA! HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY!

